Some of you have probably been wondering why I haven’t been blogging much these days.
Well, here’s the thing.
I have been suffering from wanderlust and have been searching for a way to shake up my world a bit, and after exhaustive research, I have finally found a way to combine my love of theatrics with my daredevil tendencies.
I have run away and joined the circus.
That’s right. I have been training in secret for the past three weeks. In fact, my boss doesn’t even know about it – so if you’re reading this, Yvonne…SURPRISE! And we leave next week for a cross-continent tour of North America, where I will be performing on the flying trapeze, as well as providing makeup art and costume design for the troupe.
I’m very excited and encourage you all to take a quick look at our site (and get a look at me in my cute little butt-twitcher of an outfit) here.
Sharp as a T-A-C-K I said, I didn’t even shudder. Good try though!!
Hahaha.
I bet Yvonne did shudder.. just a little bit, at least.
OK, seriously, where do I go for the butt-twitcher photos? Actually I don’t even know what butt-twitcher means, but it sounded compelling.
I saw the first part and thought “whatever,” then, when I saw the makeup and costume design part and remembered your recent posts on wanderlust — I almost bought it.
No, seriously guys, she’s not joking. I work in the circus with her. She’s also in charge of weight guessing, elephant washing, and making temporary tattoos using an ink based on a mixture of cranberry juice and elephant run-off (gross, but profitable).
When you’ve got a moment, Drea M., the World’s Smelliest Man is ready for his yogurt bath.